For 51 years my mom's family has been meeting in the same park on roughly the same Sunday every September. This park has more playground equipment than I've ever seen in one place. As kids we loved playing on all the jungle gyms and the HUGE slide. I can't believe a lot of the equipment (including that slide) it is still there. When I realized Audrey had gone up this slide my heart nearly skipped a beat. Obviously she was not in my care for that (thanks Daddy and Grandpa). Once she figures something out, she's fearless. There wasn't anything she didn't want to try. Now, if we can just get her to ride in the combine this year.........
It's a two hour trip down and we planned it so Allie would sleep. That was the only thing that went right that morning. Honestly, I can't believe we made it there. On the way down I started a list of all the "wrong" things that happened that morning and I stopped at 15. More than once I said to Jeremy: the moon isn't lining up right for us today. Here are a few items that made the list
1. I let Audrey out of her gate (to her room) and sent her to Allie's room while I went to the bathroom. In the two minutes I was there (if that) she managed to poop in her diaper and then proceed to take it off (she's so independent these days) and lay it on the floor (ick). When she sat down to take off her pajama pants with her poop covered butt, she got it all over Allie's carpet. So I scrub and scrub (not wanting to use my new magic microfiber cloths on poop). I then have to give her a bath. Which puts us a little behind schedule.
2. Can't find Allie's knee socks, which really, make her outfit. She looked a little silly without them.
3. Allie falls in the living room and hits her head, and then she drops a ceramic coaster on her foot.
4. The lid to the puffs pops off as I toss them into the car spilling organic banana $4.50 puffs everywhere.
5. Our cooler for the day is apparently not water proof as we find water all over the counter. We have to change coolers.
5. We were nearly out of formula, which meant we needed to stop at Sams on the way down. Because of course, they don't open until 10, and we were on the road at 8:30. While at Sams, Audrey had to poop. No problem, we packed her froggy (her little potty seat). Problem was, froggy doesn't dump out quite as cleanly when you're on 5 tsp of Miralax a day. Punting for a minute on what to do, Jeremy dumps some water in it. As I swirl the water around the tiny bowl trying to clean it out some splashes out and lands on my hand and my shoe. utterly grossed out I sanitize my hands at least three times. My shoes will have to fend for themselves. ick! ick! ick!
When I saw Audrey on the slide, with the morning we'd had, I just knew something horrific was going to transpire. Luckily, it did not.
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| heading up |
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| almost there |
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| weeeeeeee |
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| since he was up there he either had to slide down or go back down the 100 steps |
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| this slide is seriously old |
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| riding the horses with grandpa |
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| audrey loves swings. and she loved this "ride" |
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| climbing the rock wall |
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| impromptu family picture. with all that was happening that morning, I let Audrey dress herself. |
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| coming down a less scary slide |